The First Photo in my Phone

You can tell a lot about a person and their phone.

Depending on the case (if there is one), you get a sense of their style.
Depending on the apps, you get a sense of their interests and hobbies.
Depending on their camera roll, you get a sense of who is important to them.

The very first picture on my camera roll is this one-

HELLLLOOOOW.

HELLLLOOOOW.

OH HELLOOWWWW CUTIE.

We had just bought my smartphone (well, he bought me one), a huge upgrade from my dinosaur flip-phone. And we were about to go running, hence the cut-off t shirt. We had only been dating for about 2-3 weeks and were still getting to know everything about each other. I still was completely unaware of his Cornhusker football and golden retriever dog obsession and he still did not know that I go to bed at 8pm every night and sleep in the starfish position, taking up the entire bed.

Such a precious period during our dating phase. Sigh.

The second photo on my camera roll is this one-

I'm healthy as a horse!

I’m healthy as a horse!

I believe this a side-affect of running – having a very low, strong heartbeat. Whoot! There was a machine that measured all of this at the grocery store and Mr. Speedy ALWAYS wants to check his vitals, so I decided to check mine. Apparently, I am normal.

The third picture on my phone is of this little tater tot-

Aunt Lillian & baby Lillyan

Aunt Lillian & baby Lillyan

Things you could probably gather from this picture:

  • Wow, that girl is as pale as a baby. She should probably tan.
  • Wow, that baby loves to eat crackers. I am hungry.
  • Wow, that girl’s head is the same size as the baby’s head. She has a small head.
  • That baby is the cutest. I don’t even notice the other human.

Anyways, this was the first time I ventured to Nebraska to meet Mr. Speedy’s family, including his nieces and nephew. Baby Lillyan is a bit over two years old now and I am still convinced our heads are the same size. Her older sister and younger brother, along with her, will all be part of the wedding as flower girls and ring bearer (Meg and Brittany, you get to meet them all!). It will be quite exciting. We might have to strategically place crackers down the aisle in a breadcrumb style to get her to walk, but that will only make it cuter, right?

But looking back at the first picture, and all other pictures on my phone, I love how it displays a timeline of events and memories. I love that first picture of Mr. Speedy, his smile a little uncomfortable, almost saying “Hey new girlfriend, what are you doing taking a picture of me while I’m half-laying down and not ready.” I love that he has a bit of a summer glow on his skin. I love his chest hairs popping out.

Speaking of chest hair, HOLY MACARONI. I love it on this man. I know that he probably will never embrace my hairy legs and say “Don’t ever shave again! Leg hair is sexy and I love feeling your furry toes!” (Yes, my toes have a few hairs). But I can honestly say to him, “Don’t ever get rid of that chest hair! It is downright manly, makes things steamy, and reminds me I’m dating a true stud.”

This picture is such a great shot of him, representing the beginning of everything and the end of searching.

This is how I always picture him and how I’ll always picture him.

What about you? What is your first picture on your camera roll? Does it involve chest hair or babies eating things?

Sincerely,

Lily

Help: I’m in a Marathon Pickle

I am trapped in a pickle- a marathon pickle to be exact.

And I need your help because I really do not know what to do.
Please read… or just ignore my words and wish me luck.

AHEM-

I have only ran 1 marathon in my life and that was last fall in Detroit.  I huffed and puffed my way to the finish line and qualified for Boston by 1 WHOLE WHOPPING MINUTE, at a 3:34:00:

My first marathon... this was at the half way point and I had a very mean face and was on fire.

My first marathon… this was at the half way point and I had a very mean face and was on fire.

Fast forward to present day:

Since I only qualified for Bosty 2014 by 1 minute, that means I am in the last wave to register when it opens up online. The waves go by 5 minute intervals from the qualifying time, so for my group (need 3:35:00 or faster) it includes everyone from 3:30:00 to 3:34:59.

This makes me nervous. I have a sinking gut feeling that it is going to fill up before I get to sign up online, suggesting that I should try to run ANOTHER, better, marathon time before the cutoff- September 15, 2013.

That is roughly 10 weeks away.

August marathons, in this area, are HOT. So no.

Labor day weekend, Mr. Speedy and I have a wedding. The weekend that the time is due- Sept. 15th- we are planning to go to Nebraska.

This only leaves September 8th weekend open and I found a marathon in Canton, Ohio (about 4 hours away) that I could run.

So my pickle is-

Do I start a 9 week training program now and run the marathon and hope to shave off at least 5 minutes?

Or do I sit tight with my current qualifying time and hope to the Running Gods I get into the race?

I am currently running about 50 miles a week, and could race out a half-marathon no problem. This is good.

However, I have not done a run longer than 14 miles for…. quite some time. Not so good.

If I start training now, I am miserably prepared to give up the following:

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Goodbye my love. I’m whining about the wine.

This is just an image of me slightly tipsy from day drinking. NO DAY DRINKING ALLOWED.

This is just an image of me slightly tipsy from day drinking. NO DAY DRINKING ALLOWED.

Sweet tower of sweets... You are sweet. But I can't have you on my hips or thighs.

Sweet tower of sweets… You are sweet. But I can’t have you on my hips or thighs.

May I join you? Oh wait I can't... because I have to run forever.

May I join you? Oh wait I can’t… because I have to run forever.

That last image could be interpreted that I am giving up Mr. Speedy OR giving up being in bed with Mr. Speedy (UM THAT BED OF SWEET SWEATY PASSIONATE LOVE… never mind… sorry), but I am simply giving up SLEEPING IN LATE with Mr. Speedy.

Which apparently I already have done since I was able to snap this picture while he was still asleep.

Anyways, marathon training is no joke.

If I seriously want to get my time down, I am going to have to buckle down to the sandstone for the next 9 weeks.

Mr. Speedy votes a big fat YES to this Ohio marathon.
Pirate votes a big fat WHY THE HECK DO YOU RUN SO MUCH to this marathon.
I vote… YESSSSNOOOYESSSSSNOOOOO.

Pickle pickle, I am stuck in a pickle.

What do you think??? Ahhhhhhhhh!

Love,
Marathon-Yes-No-Lady

P.S. I have decided that running in the humidity makes you by far the most unattractive thing on the planet. That is all.

DOES RUNNING MAKE ME ATTRACTIVE!?!?!

DOES RUNNING MAKE ME ATTRACTIVE!?!?!

Alternative Titles

Title: Captain Forearms
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Alternative Titles: Beloved, Be Still my Heart, Hunky Runner, Sweet Sweat of my Life, Can I Kiss You, I-think-I-might-faint, Forever Mine, Perfect Arms, Turn-my-Legs-to-Mush Man

Title: Small Lillyan with Tiny Puppy
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Pint-sized Peeps, Too Cute for Words, I-Think-I-Want-to-Reproduce, Tot with Toto, Baby and Baby Hair and Baby Puppy, Love Overload

Title: Pensive Lady
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Alternative Titles: Weird One, Lady with Eyebrows, Woman Who Thinks A Lot, Feed Me, The Look of Love, Thinking is Difficult, Senior Photo Redo, I Wear Boat Shoes but On a Bed

Title: Snowy Runner
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Alternative Titles: Freezing Franny, Snowflake Attack, My Love is Cold, My Love is Frozen, Heat Me Up, Runner Gone Wild, Scary and Sweaty, I Run in Anything, Extreme Jogger

Title: How to Hold a Newborn
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Alternative Titles: Get Me Down Please, You Are Doing it Wrong, Babies Flee From Lady, Planning an Escape, Woman with No Womanly Abilities, Football or Baby, Babysitting at its Finest, I need to brush my hair, Moments Before the Spit-up, Back Burping

Enough of that.
Thanks for listening.

Sincerely,
Lily